
As a child I believed there was a bogeyman under my bed, and so on going to bed at night would turn out the light and sprint for the bed, jumping the last yard so that he would not grab my ankles. My parents laughed at my silliness, and my elder brothers teased me mercilessly, but I knew – he lay there waiting for me.
Then on my 12th birthday I decided that it was high time I stopped this childish silliness. Bedtime came and I turned the light out, walking slowly towards the bed, pausing before taking that final step, waiting, listening to the creaky dark that surrounded me, while a thin shaft of light from the hallway illuminated my way.
Then, bravely, closing my eyes, I stepped forward.
I still believe there is a bogeyman under my bed, and though he doesn’t think I’m as tender and juicy as I might have been, he says I will do.