Once Upon A Time

“Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a girl who always wore a red riding…”
“Wait a minute!”
“What?”
“You wrote this story?”
“Yes.”
“About a girl called Little Red Riding Hood?”
“Yes, how didyou know that??”
“It’s not a new story.”
“It’s not?”
“No. Try again.”
“Ok…. Uhm … Once upon…”
“Not that bit.”
“Oh, ok. … there was a duck called Jemima Puddl…”
“Nope.”
“No?”
“No. That’s that not new either.”
“I don’t understand. I just made up these stories.”
“You must have heard them before.”
“I guess. Maybe I should do something else?”
“Like what?”
“Invent things. I had this really great idea for a round thing that goes round and round…”
“Wheel.”
“What?”
“Its called a wheel. Its not a new invention either. Look, why don’t you just chill and take it easy.”
“You mean like to do nothing?”
“Yeah.”
“But that’s pointless.”
“Yeah, so, what’s new?”

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