Architect Fired
Shock news today as Douglas Fairbody the renowned architect was sacked from the Westminster Renovation Programme. Mr Fairbody, famous for the controversial introduction of stained glass solar panels at Canterbury Cathedral, had proposed to install an eco friendly water system that would take purified urine from the lavatories and feed it back in to the drinking supply.
Ministers were unanimous in their outrage and rejection of this proposal. John Carter, Energy Minister, said “we turned a blind eye when Mr Fairbody removed the heating system in view of the amount of hot air allegedly generated during parliamentary sessions, but this is taking the piss.”
Literally.
Cats bury it, dogs abandon it. God help us if we indulged in it.
I would officially never drink directly water again. :S
eeeeewwwwww… There’s this aquarium in NC. I had to go to the bathroom and discovered yellow toilet water. Even after flushing, the color didn’t clear. Only then did I realize they recycle water for their toilets. I could deal with that. Drinking water is entirely something else.